REAL RAPPER MARKS THE END OF CAREERS.

HERE'S WHERE CELSIUS MADE PEOPLE REALIZE THE TRUTH.



SO,

Im watching BET at my nigga Heez and Jay's house, and we're watching the NEW LL Cool J video....OH MY GOD!! Are you serious?? He's runnin' around like he makes a difference, Who's worried about this dude? I mean honestly, I can stomach the Shawty Lo video that was on before that, and "HERO" the Nas video was pretty cool,and I like the beat...but LL?? WHO IS CHECKIN' FOR THAT NIGGA??

I was a fan when boomin' systems came out...and all the way til 4,3,2,1, I was with the nigga, but now??

This nigga runnin around a gym, working out....ok....now he's in the mirror....

ok...now he's in a gym again...and now he's outside....now he's doing regular LL shit, LOOK, THE CHICKS THAT WOULD WANT YOU ARE LIKE 37 NOW!!

DUDE, YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN. WE KNOW YOU'RE A LEGEND IN YOUR TIME.

NOW YOU'RE JUST TAKING UP SPACE. SERIOUSLY LL. WE RESPECT YOU NIGGA.

WE GOT IT, YOU EVEN TRIED TO GO AT JAY (THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T, CAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BODIED) BUT YOU ARE WAYY PAST WHERE YOU SHOULD BE)

SIT DOWN....DO SOME SITUPS OR SOMETHIN'. YOULL BE STRAIGHT.

PLIES...I AM TALKING TO YOU DIRECTLY AS WELL.

JUST STOP DUDE. "MY HANDS DON'T LIKE TO BE UNEMPLOYED/ THEY LIKE TO WORK"

AND BUST IT BABIES ARE WHY THE AIDS RATE IS SO HIGH...MAKE A SONG ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN FUCKIN' AND YOU'LL IMPRESS ME.


THE GAME NEEDS ANOTHER "FOR THE LADIES RAPPER" LIKE WE NEED ANOTHER BATTLE RAPPER THAT CAN'T SELL ALBUMS.

(YEA I SAID THAT SHIT.) ITS TRUE!!

AND NO MORE DJ KHALED FEATURING THE WORLD SONGS NEITHER.

THAT SHIT IS SO WACK. ALL HE DOES IS SCREAM.

YOU'RE NOT THE BEST....YOU'RE JUST SCREAMING.

AND HE INTERCHANGES BAD RAPPERS AND MIXES THEM WITH OTHER MEDIOCRE RAPPERS.

AND THEN SPRINKLE IN A READY-MADE HOOK PERSON. (AKON,T-PAIN)

AND THERE YOU HAVE A INSTANT IRRITATING SONG.

THATS MY OPINION. WITH THE WAY MUSIC'S FEELING HAS BEEN LOST....I NEED TO RESTORE IT.

SO, THE TIME IS COMING....IM HERE.

DON'T WORRY, I WON'T LET YOU SUFFER THROUGH THIS ANY LONGER.


NEEDLESS TO SAY....MUSIC WILL CHANGE 9/11/2008.


THANK YOU.


SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWLY FOUNDED TEAM, JET PILOT EXTRAORDINAIR.